"Did you know... this is a little known fact, but did you know... there's a certain species of turtle... there's a certain species of turtle, that can screw for three days without stopping. You don't believe me, do you? Well, how could I make something like that up?
No really, they just go oomph, oomph, oomph. Can you believe that? THREEDAYS. I'm lucky if I get three minutes.
Do you know how I know this?
Because, I went to the zoo, & I WATCHED them. It was verrrrry boring. Well actually, I didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over & I watched the zebras, because they only take thirty seconds.... PREMATUREEJACULATIONS.